Caroline: Hey, how come you don’t sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
The Vampire Diaries (1x04)
25/2/2010
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Reblogged from Forever Unattractive.
24/2/2010
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“There are far worse things awaiting man than death”
— Count Dracula (via slimecitycreep)
Reblogged from SLIMECITY.
16/1/2010
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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with a wooden stake.”
17/7/2009
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Bella. Buffy. Sookie.
The only thing vampires love more than blood is women with stupid hillbilly names.
16:24
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“Get off me! I’m saving my neck for a rich, handsome Dracula!”
— Turanga Leela. (via love-and-radiation)
Reblogged from Love & Radiation.
